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A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls
down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops, wheels spinning
in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood.
A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously unharmed
driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"
"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you
think I am? A stunt driver or something?"
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster
is a maniac?
A man is driving his car and it breaks down in the middle of countryside. He checks
under the bonnet and he hears a voice say "check the carburetter". He looks around
but there is nobody there. He checks again and he hears the voice again, "check
the carburetter". He looks again and there is a horse staring at him over the fence.
The horse then says "check the carburetter". So the man checks the carburettor and
sure enough the engine starts, he thanks the horse and goes on his way.
The man decides to stop just down the road and go to the local pub. He says to the
barman, "do you know there's a horse in the field up the road who can talk!". The barman
says "was it a white one" and the man replies "yes". The barman said, "well it's
a good job because the black one knows nothing about cars!".
Two guys were having a drink in the pub and one was telling his mate how he was
standing on a motorway bridge the other day, when a Transit with a really long CB
radio aerial passed underneath. Consequently, the aerial whipped him on the thigh
and it was really painful.
The other man asked if he'd been to the hospital.
"Yes" replied the man. "They had a look at it, gave me some cream and sent me home"
"What did they call your symptoms then?"
"They said I had a bad case of van aerial disease" he replied.
A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down
on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine when
a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The penguins'
driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other
man would take the penguins there. He agrees.
Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting
on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy. "I thought
I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first driver. The second
replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the cinema
